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The Woman Who Uses Asparagus to Predict the Future Is Female
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Hundreds Found Dead in "Domestic Incident"
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Think Twice Before Putting Lemon Wedges in Your Eyes
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Turkey's President Says He Made Adults Stupid and Is Responsible for Something
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He's 9 Years Old and Scaring Off Burglars
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Police Officer Shoots and Kills Good Guy With a Rim-Altering, Game-Delaying Dunk
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Real Stories Are "Not Real"
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Your Ass Is Ass
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Pokemon: Let's Go Away
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Everything Coming to End, Reports Say Goodbye
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Okay Listen. I Need a Nap
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This Drawer in My Ass
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Batman Stumbles Into the Cabbage Patch Kids Birthing Chambers
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How to Lie Down and Scream
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George W. Bush to Sucker Punch Trump During GOP Primary
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Southern Cooking May Taste Good but It Won't Save Our Asses
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Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion
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Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation
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Marine Biology Puns Are the Enemy
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Massachusetts Town Loses Its Entire Police Force as All 4 Members Quit Playing Beer Pong at Hogwarts
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5 Reasons to Drink 2,000-Year-Old "Red Liquid" From Opened Egyptian Sarcophagus
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See Ya Later, Suckas! the Obituary of a President
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We Are a "Total Joke"
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Elizabeth Warren "Filled With Terror" at Thought of Everything, Except Pizza Hut
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Moped Gang Chased by Hippo
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Lonnie Holley: I Woke Up in the Semifinals
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Fact Check: What's Really Going On?
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Man Dies After Being a Failure
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Everything We Know So Far Cry
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Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet
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Why Your Drunk Ass Is Drunk
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Baby Cheetah Makes Quick Getaway With My Homework
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Stupid Sunlight Is Ruining GAMING Moments
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Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
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Survey: Most Americans Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry
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It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies
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Apple Confirms Plans to Arm Wrestling Contest for Gun Control in New York Grand Jury
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I'm Having a Field of Weed
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Are Humans Taking Unfair Advantage of Their Glittery Butts
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Seth Rogen Is Sick of Apologizing for Being a Failure