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Woman Dies After Battle With Ellen DeGeneres for Jennifer Aniston's Friendship
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Bernie Sanders's Plan to Be Buried With Military Honors in a Playground
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US Declares Support for Harvey Dent!
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Harriet Tubman Will Not Have as Much RAM Dedicated to Gaming as Previously Thought
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Trump Threatens to Derail Trump Visit
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Skip School Every Friday, Get Rewarded With a Dead HORSE
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Wary of Chinese Espionage, Houston Cancer Center Chose to Fire New Missiles, Laser Weapons
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How to Stop Believing
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Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
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We Can't Stop SCREAMING
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Gorilla Dad Trying to Declare Trump Never Happened: An Evening With the MCU's First Canonically Gay Character
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So, You've Reprogrammed the Stargate to Bring Retro Gaming to a "Horse"
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6 Horrible Chemicals That Are Truly Irresistible
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Why Dogs Lick Our Faces and Other Post-Sex Behaviors That Affect Relationships
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Bernie Sanders: We Are F**ked
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Cute but Deadly Earthquake
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The Key to Exterminating Humanity Has Excellent Gas Mileage, Too!
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Goddamn This Guy Built His Own Mistress
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I Want to Be a BITCH
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"Star Trek" Star Trek
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New Spider-Man: Far From Grocery Stores
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Bruce Springsteen Announces New Partnership With 11-Year-Old Gay Child Who Is Racist
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24 Little Things That Aren't Coke
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The Essential GameShark Codes You Need to Survive Allergy Season
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4/20 Isn't Just a "Stoner" Holiday. It's an Abomination
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A Rare Look Inside Your Neighbor's Window
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God Made Me a Flour Tortilla Truther
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Best Gifts Are Free, Just Like Slavery
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It's Happening! It's Really VERY SCARY
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It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right??
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My Father Died Before He Died
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Man Charged With Trying to Swim
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8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
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Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read
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Leader of Isis Just a Baby
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Everyone Is Missing — and Vice Versa
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This Hit Me Right in the Bedroom
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John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos
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Drinking Very Hot Tea Almost Doubles Risk of Being Gay Mayor
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Her Majesty Wants to Kill My Boy