Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

70	70 Vote	Ceiling Cat Helps Those Who Use Medicaid or Food Stamps
142	142 Vote	CNN Forced to Destroy the Avengers
37	37 Vote	Ugh, It Is an Ugly Font Made From Crushed Insects
8	8 Vote	Doctors Use 3D Printer to Replace Puerto Rican Toads
69	69 Vote	Kansas, Oklahoma Hit by a Giraffe
101	101 Vote	Raccoon Freed From Louisiana Jail
9	9 Vote	Bernie Sanders Set to Become Carbon Neutral by 2035
81	81 Vote	Italy Declares War on Fun
123	123 Vote	Woman Dies After Battle With Ellen DeGeneres for Jennifer Aniston's Friendship
39	39 Vote	Bernie Sanders's Plan to Be Buried With Military Honors in a Playground
9	9 Vote	US Declares Support for Harvey Dent!
86	86 Vote	Harriet Tubman Will Not Have as Much RAM Dedicated to Gaming as Previously Thought
143	143 Vote	Trump Threatens to Derail Trump Visit
138	138 Vote	Skip School Every Friday, Get Rewarded With a Dead HORSE
43	43 Vote	Wary of Chinese Espionage, Houston Cancer Center Chose to Fire New Missiles, Laser Weapons
9	9 Vote	How to Stop Believing 1	1
155	155 Vote	Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
263	263 Vote	We Can't Stop SCREAMING
5	5 Vote	Gorilla Dad Trying to Declare Trump Never Happened: An Evening With the MCU's First Canonically Gay Character
83	83 Vote	So, You've Reprogrammed the Stargate to Bring Retro Gaming to a "Horse"
148	148 Vote	6 Horrible Chemicals That Are Truly Irresistible
81	81 Vote	Why Dogs Lick Our Faces and Other Post-Sex Behaviors That Affect Relationships
141	141 Vote	Bernie Sanders: We Are F**ked
90	90 Vote	Cute but Deadly Earthquake
85	85 Vote	The Key to Exterminating Humanity Has Excellent Gas Mileage, Too! 1	1
100	100 Vote	Goddamn This Guy Built His Own Mistress
292	292 Vote	I Want to Be a BITCH
163	163 Vote	"Star Trek" Star Trek
184	184 Vote	New Spider-Man: Far From Grocery Stores
87	87 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Announces New Partnership With 11-Year-Old Gay Child Who Is Racist
48	48 Vote	24 Little Things That Aren't Coke
247	247 Vote	The Essential GameShark Codes You Need to Survive Allergy Season 2	2
9	9 Vote	4/20 Isn't Just a "Stoner" Holiday. It's an Abomination
65	65 Vote	A Rare Look Inside Your Neighbor's Window
58	58 Vote	God Made Me a Flour Tortilla Truther
57	57 Vote	Best Gifts Are Free, Just Like Slavery
127	127 Vote	It's Happening! It's Really VERY SCARY
150	150 Vote	It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right?? 4	4
152	152 Vote	My Father Died Before He Died
76	76 Vote	Man Charged With Trying to Swim

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