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Donald Trump Smells
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Atheist Who "Mocked Christianity" Falls in Love (With Chicken)
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5 Slow Cooker Dinners Perfect for a Bond Villain
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Weddings Go On, With or Without Clothes
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Taking Nudes Helped Me Survive Tragedy
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"Zombie Deer" Are Trying to Impeach Trump Before the Suicides Start?
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People Are Getting So Realistic
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Six Elephants Die While Waiting for Their Shoes While Shouting Racial Slurs
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Please Hurry I Have Smelly Balls?
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Screw You for Attending. Please Come Again
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Nintendo's Latest Switch Accessory Is a Machete
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Facebook Removes the Word "The"
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Grow Your Own French Fries and Pringles
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AssBallsDick in the Running for National Book Awards
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Classic: Bulbasaur Is Finally Available at Grocery Stores
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Welsh Town's Anti-Sex Toilets Will Spray Users With Water Cannons, Firebombs
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I Replaced My Oven With a Shotgun
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Alexa, I Want to Commit Political Suicide
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Pentagon Announces Plan to Kill Me
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F**kiNg MetEorItE HiTs EARTH and wiPEs OuT thE Dad Jokes
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Woo Hoo!! Less Than Equal Pay
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Ceiling Cat Helps Those Who Use Medicaid or Food Stamps
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CNN Forced to Destroy the Avengers
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Ugh, It Is an Ugly Font Made From Crushed Insects
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Doctors Use 3D Printer to Replace Puerto Rican Toads
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Kansas, Oklahoma Hit by a Giraffe
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Raccoon Freed From Louisiana Jail
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Is There Still Sex in Iowa
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Bernie Sanders Set to Become Carbon Neutral by 2035
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Trump Quickly Faceplants During State Visit to the Upside Down
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Italy Declares War on Fun
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Woman Dies After Battle With Ellen DeGeneres for Jennifer Aniston's Friendship
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Bernie Sanders's Plan to Be Buried With Military Honors in a Playground
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US Declares Support for Harvey Dent!
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Harriet Tubman Will Not Have as Much RAM Dedicated to Gaming as Previously Thought
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Trump Threatens to Derail Trump Visit
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Skip School Every Friday, Get Rewarded With a Dead HORSE
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Wary of Chinese Espionage, Houston Cancer Center Chose to Fire New Missiles, Laser Weapons
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How to Stop Believing
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Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends