Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

127	127 Vote	Natural Ways to Fuck Off Forever
38	38 Vote	Black Bear Breaks Into Neighbor's House, Gets Aroused
5	5 Vote	6 Most Beautiful People in N.Y.C. Get Stimulus Payments
116	116 Vote	The Emperor Has No Chill
56	56 Vote	Enraged Mountain Lion Hisses and Tries to Straighten Out Office, Backfires Terribly, Gets Canned
99	99 Vote	LeBron James Jr. "Likely" Going to F**king Murder You
73	73 Vote	I Kept Telling the Cat to Stop India's Forest Fires
62	62 Vote	Lizard and Cat Friendship Ended
32	32 Vote	Dolly Parton Is a Vampire
27	27 Vote	Shocked Spectators Scramble to Stop Dancing
36	36 Vote	Biden Rejects President Trump's Plan to Give Biden a Victory
61	61 Vote	Nothing Beats the Feeling of Cracking Skulls With My Busy, Uninterested Mum
120	120 Vote	Single and Ready to Die
109	109 Vote	Canadians Are Frustrated With Lack of "Butt Control"
198	198 Vote	Ohio Woman Falsely Called Police Officers "Heroes"
263	263 Vote	Joe Biden Is Being Sold as an NFT for Medical Reasons
29	29 Vote	Here's How to Not Buy Fireworks
75	75 Vote	After Triple Homicide, How Safe Is Your QUALIFICATION FOR GOD'S BLESSINGS
325	325 Vote	Twitter Finally Addresses Its Systemic Issues... Just Kidding! It's Got Skeletons
186	186 Vote	Massive Rat Breaks Into Texas Woman's Home, Leaves Nude Photos, Chilling Note: I've Been Set Up
83	83 Vote	When Leaders Fail, It's Up to a Baby Boy
59	59 Vote	Are Gamers Right to Smoke Pot While Pregnant?
92	92 Vote	Teen Caught Deliberately Hitting Man With Possible Nuclear Capability 3	3
44	44 Vote	A People's History of Mad Lads
72	72 Vote	Mario Golf: Super Rush Limbaugh
51	51 Vote	I ASKED MOMMA FOR a Bus Crash
75	75 Vote	Fauci Says Vaccinated People Can Hear Farts. Their Reaction Was Hilarious
36	36 Vote	Does Cereal Taste Better at Job Interviews
95	95 Vote	Poop on Everything in Bakery Except One Terrible Pie
61	61 Vote	Bob Odenkirk Said He's "Doing Great" After Having Legs Amputated
143	143 Vote	A 75-Year-Old Mom Lost Her Job After Quitting
111	111 Vote	Scientists Say "Yuck"
119	119 Vote	"Neon Genesis Evangelion" Is Coming to FIFA 22
5	5 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix: I'm Not Going to Need More Spoons
73	73 Vote	Your Rubber Ducky Is a "Schmuck"
120	120 Vote	4 People Injured in an Amusing Experiment
191	191 Vote	Joe Rogan Is, and Has Always Been a Turd
78	78 Vote	Danny Elfman Has a Metal Back, Wireless Charging and Costs $699
131	131 Vote	Florida Men Arrested in Florida Despite the Constitution
66	66 Vote	Face-Eating Suspect Said He Doesn't Support Net Neutrality 1	1

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