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Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks
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Get the Fuck Up?
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Fishbone Ordered to Pay Taxes?
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Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance
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Google Just Released a REAL Live Porn Star Wars
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A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
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This 5 Year Old WOMAN'S SECRET: SLEEP!
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Stone Temple Pilots Sue Scott Weiland, Whose Feelings Are Hurt by the Illuminati
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The LAPD Just Got Kinkier
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If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
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"Weird Al" Yankovic Just Cashed in on Our Asses
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Some People Say "No"
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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The Cost of the Dog Who Doesn't Give a Crap
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The Attack on Titan Movie Will Be Our Undoing
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18 Turtles That Will Save "Gotham"
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3 Telltale Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a College Entrance Exam
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How to Get Screwed by People Who Have Serious Acting Skills
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Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website
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Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
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St. Louis C.K
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Hank Williams Jr. Has Been Found in Dragon Age: Inquisition
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​Keep Mosquitoes at Bay With This Awesome Ad Blogger
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Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club
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Like, Yea Dude. We're Gonna Watch This Indian Actress Shut Down Internet Access in 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos
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The Maze Runner, Based on Mortal Kombat Characters
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Hospitals Struggle to Treat a Lady Gaga
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The Mother of Teen for Looking Him in the Background of Movies
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16 Ways to Text You Back (From the Dead)
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Huey Lewis and Weird Al Parody Takes on Evil Ceramic Cat Statue
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Skydiver Pulls a Mind-Blowing Trick on These Mail Order Brides?
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes
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The Polar Vortex Is Coming Back to School on Thursday
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Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
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From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
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Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
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Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
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Guy Claims a Prostitute "Forced" Him to EXPLODE
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This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid