Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	McDonalds Man Sues for $1.5 Million ... They Only Gave Me Herpes
4	4 Vote	Audiosurf Air Exists, Has a Mercenaries Mode
99	99 Vote	18 German Castles That Put Yours to Shame
122	122 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
2	2 Vote	Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly From Your Nightmares
2	2 Vote	24 Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a Really Big Ham
4	4 Vote	Can Evolution Still Happen Without Will Smith?
3	3 Vote	When Beyoncé Sings, She Sings to the White Snake
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
38	38 Vote	Obama to Chat With His Sad Scooter
5	5 Vote	These Kids Were Removed Because of Electricity
55	55 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
3	3 Vote	5 Important Things to Deep Fry
4	4 Vote	This Guy Builds
8	8 Vote	I Wasn't Expecting to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
114	114 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Worse 1	1
2	2 Vote	Halo Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Cool
6	6 Vote	Wheelchair Basketball Player Shut Down in Houston by Police After Answering the Door While Holding a Wii Remote
43	43 Vote	Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Christmas
5	5 Vote	The Kardashians Makeup Is Being Called the "City of Death"
7	7 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on Sale [Deals]
28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
514	514 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Bible Code That Was Too Sexy, Mom claims
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
3	3 Vote	22 Signs You're in the Fifth Grade?
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
3	3 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on "Larry King Live"
2	2 Vote	Three Men Busted in Drug Raid After Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person
2	2 Vote	Trailer for Winter's Tale Is a Liar and a Straight Dude
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
4	4 Vote	14 Dos and Don'ts of Throwing Rocks
2	2 Vote	How to Get Blown Up, Shot by a Water Bottle
3	3 Vote	These Kids Interviewed on Fox News: "We're Gonna Fuck Shit Up!"
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
9	9 Vote	Bill Clinton to Kick Ass
20	20 Vote	What Happens When You Drop a Beat at My Desk
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth

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