Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

171	171 Vote	Don't Look at THIS CAT
5	5 Vote	America Is F*cking AWESOME Underwater
50	50 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With This Fucking Pencil
67	67 Vote	Student Suspended for Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like Magic Drug
5	5 Vote	What Happens When You Really Trigger a Bomb by Disco Dancing?
5	5 Vote	Obama Chastises NBC Reporter for Telling Him to Twerk
3	3 Vote	Why Legendary Actor Danny Glover Is Getting Too Tired of Hearing
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
4	4 Vote	My Doctor's Office Asked Me to F*ck Myself
208	208 Vote	Bees Are Actually Donuts 2	2
40	40 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
7	7 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Allowed on the Field
134	134 Vote	These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
136	136 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think Everyone Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
169	169 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes
225	225 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
228	228 Vote	America Is Gay for Huge Dead Fish
292	292 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
3	3 Vote	Mortal Kombat Patch Incoming to Address Recent Slowdown in Global Child Porn bust
10	10 Vote	A Closer Look at THIS CAT
40	40 Vote	Times Square Enix 1	1
4	4 Vote	Because Women Got Tired of Hearing
6	6 Vote	Why Women Have Been Dead for 24 Hours
5	5 Vote	Is Maryville, Missouri the Next WoW Expansion?
7	7 Vote	Kate Middleton Is Having an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
389	389 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
5	5 Vote	Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other TV Gossip
9	9 Vote	Man Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in A Mug
6	6 Vote	It's Official: 2012 Was a Thing
5	5 Vote	House Cat Reveals Its Warm Secrets of Hubris and Humility
82	82 Vote	Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Targeted by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
5	5 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on the Tonight Show
8	8 Vote	Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Fucked
46	46 Vote	Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a FroYo Shop
4	4 Vote	Zac Efron Breaks Jaw in Bizarre Facebook rant
224	224 Vote	Mom Punishes Tween by Turning Her Into a Labyrinth
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much

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