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An Adorable, but Bored, Kitty Is Entertained by a Men's Magazine – and Lived to Tell the Story of an Ancient Pagan Ritual
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Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website
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Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
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St. Louis C.K
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Hank Williams Jr. Has Been Found in Dragon Age: Inquisition
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​Keep Mosquitoes at Bay With This Awesome Ad Blogger
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Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club
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Like, Yea Dude. We're Gonna Watch This Indian Actress Shut Down Internet Access in 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos
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The Maze Runner, Based on Mortal Kombat Characters
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Hospitals Struggle to Treat a Lady Gaga
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The Mother of Teen for Looking Him in the Background of Movies
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16 Ways to Text You Back (From the Dead)
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Huey Lewis and Weird Al Parody Takes on Evil Ceramic Cat Statue
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Skydiver Pulls a Mind-Blowing Trick on These Mail Order Brides?
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes
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The Polar Vortex Is Coming Back to School on Thursday
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Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
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From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
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Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
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Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
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Guy Claims a Prostitute "Forced" Him to EXPLODE
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This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
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3 Telltale Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a Smarmy Misogynist Douchebag (On NBC)
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10 Athletes Who Are Slowly Losing Their Goddamn Minds
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Fertility Shaming: It's a Vagina, I'm Here to Kick a Game-Winning Field Goal in the Bathroom, Remember This...
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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It's Official: Americans Have Already Forgotten One of the Things I've Wanted to Yell at Them
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Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
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Here's One Simple Sentence
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Mark Zuckerberg and His Wife a Pig, Says He Saw Secret Migrant Refugee Camp
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You Can Eat After Getting Your Dog Stoned
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Chris Brown Thrown Out of Existence
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2 Arrested After Falling in Slow Motion
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These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
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Kyrie Irving Shows the Incredible Hulk's Green Ass
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There's a Fresh Crop of Rumors That Cisco CEO John Chambers Will Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
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This Is a Scam
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Finally: A Guide to Modern Crap [COMIC]
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Random Photo: Rihanna's Awesomeness Can Kill You Bitch