Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	States Crack Down on Human Rights
7	7 Vote	Do We Really Have Personalities?
7	7 Vote	It Used to Be Normal
152	152 Vote	Ohio Sophomore Dies After Being Hit With Scathing Feedback 1	1
7	7 Vote	Manchin Is No Match for My MS Paint Skills
63	63 Vote	NES Classic Edition to Include Fracture & Trauma
134	134 Vote	US to Sue Bird
35	35 Vote	Meet Cooper, a Recently Discovered Sauropod Believed to Be Mel Brooks
199	199 Vote	America Needs to Retire. Now
87	87 Vote	Georgia's Largest School District to Launch Nuclear Bomb
96	96 Vote	You ATE the Last Straw
6	6 Vote	My NAME IS TRUMP, KING OF Weed
6	6 Vote	These $150 AXUM Gear Earbuds Will Blow Your Damn Nose
67	67 Vote	Trump Vows to Expose Himself
143	143 Vote	Bears Named as Possible Front-Runners to Replace Human Workers Who Keep Complaining About Wages
111	111 Vote	Still in the Bathroom!
79	79 Vote	The Queen and Joe Biden Set a Date for Their Next Colonoscopy
35	35 Vote	Zume's Pizza Robots Are Now Morbidly Obese 1	1
120	120 Vote	Here Are 13 Mega-Famous Songs Written by a Whale
7	7 Vote	Bears Weakness for Donuts Is Killing Their Movement
116	116 Vote	British Man Conquers a Parking Garage
37	37 Vote	Zack Snyder Tries to Get Stronger at Bench Press, Squats and Deadlifts
127	127 Vote	A Man Holding a Baby, Calling Him a "Douchebag"
6	6 Vote	Playdate, the Console With a Bottle of Wine
22	22 Vote	AP Photojournalist Found to Have History of Log Flume Rides
49	49 Vote	"Baby Driver" Director Edgar Wright Returns With More Guns and Money
142	142 Vote	How to Make Sex "Painful and Awkward"
6	6 Vote	Napping Kitties Love to Dress Up as Activists
25	25 Vote	Mindfulness Through Eating Wheat
40	40 Vote	COVID-19 Is Crushing Rocks and Fighting Climate Change
131	131 Vote	21 Products That Are … Implied
56	56 Vote	I Was Crushed by a Sociologist
35	35 Vote	Forget the Peace Prize
77	77 Vote	Top Law Firms Are Buying Dozens of Monkeys
139	139 Vote	I Came for Him. Hard
54	54 Vote	Dr Anthony Fauci Is in the Theatre. He Looked Lovely
76	76 Vote	China's New Silk Road Is Full of Raw, Sexual Energy
106	106 Vote	Hooray for Sexual Gratification
6	6 Vote	Internet Explorer to Be a Crime
39	39 Vote	Empathy Shouldn't Be Optional in Your Microwave

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