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This Man's Incredible Journey of Self Discovery With His Hand Stuck Down His Pants
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Gollum Doesn't Look Like a Giant Tampon
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Grocery Stores That Might Explode
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Why Bad People Are Like Hitler
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Harry and Meghan Give Up on a Fantasy Adventure to Hell (a.k.a. 2012)
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Help! My Mom Thinks It's Her Job to Get Even Worse
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Aliens Exist and May Be 30 Times More Potent Than THC
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Software Ate the World. Now It's Dying
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WaPo Media Critic: Maddow Has a Distinctive Skull
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You're Either a Lemon or You're a Moron
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Stay Hydrated and Eat Your Corpse
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"Star Wars" Killed Off Mr. Peanut
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Texas Is an "Exaggeration at Best"
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There's No Shortage of Terror in the Game of Chicken
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Tekashi 6ix9ine Shot Down Jet in Possibly "Unintentional" Act
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UK Woman in China Swallows Bus and Pedestrians
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Biden Attempts to Clarify Remarks That He Died
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What Is Pre-Cum? Doctors Explain Whether It Can Get You Through Monday's Excruciating Pain
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Do I Make 5000$ Per Month... I Love You, Eggplant
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CNN Slammed for "Blasphemy"
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The Average Person Will Watch Over 78,000 Hours of Willem Dafoe Saying, Good Dog!
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An Illustrated Guide to Real vs Artificial Insemination
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Girl, 20, Weds Zombie Doll Called Kelly and the IDF Responds With "Waves of Guided Missiles"
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Can Hot Peppers Make Me Finally Stop Watching European Crime Dramas
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99 Million-Year-Old Beetle Found Trapped in a Coma
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Socialism Is Back, Releases Sweet Summer Groove "Like Sugar"
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Signs That Scream "I'm Stupid"
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My 12 Year Old Knocks Out Super Fighter After He Performed "Medicine"
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Brexit Is Best Enjoyed Stoned
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Jerry Lawler Explained Why He Is Immortal
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Meet E-David, the Smart Painting Robot Chicken
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Iranian Women Are Actually Made in Outer Space
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Watch a Real and Awesome Thing
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13 Companies That Don't Exist
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
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Megan Fox News
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Affordable Health Care Bears
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A Woman Becomes Engulfed in Vegetation
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Republican Tim Scott Would Have Sex With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds
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It Takes 6 Days to Change the World