Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

49	49 Vote	Pokémon Go Behind
5	5 Vote	Lizzo Twerks, Missy Elliott Lives in a Slow Cooker
5	5 Vote	Why Bride of Frankenstein Needs to Be Marked as Spam
108	108 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of All Five Oceans
8	8 Vote	RANKED: The Best Ways to Get a Sunburn
114	114 Vote	How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Beehive
343	343 Vote	Let's All "Go to Hell"
260	260 Vote	13-Year-Old Tiger Dies at 28
65	65 Vote	Donald Trump on Marijuana: "OK Boomer"
5	5 Vote	PLAY GOLF TO AVOID Prison!
124	124 Vote	Will My Teeth Fall Out if I Hit My Head Really Hard?
115	115 Vote	The Pros and Cons of an Old-Fashioned Purge
4	4 Vote	T-Pain Returns to Comedic Roots
3	3 Vote	Andrew Cuomo Saying Human Life Is "Not Happening"
123	123 Vote	Tom Nook Is a Clean-Cut Sex Symbol for the Worst MCU Film 1	1
71	71 Vote	JUST IN: Bernie Sanders Keeps Talking About Vaginas
8	8 Vote	Eat Rats and Throw Poo at the Store
7	7 Vote	Coronavirus Is Trump's "Wet Dream"
6	6 Vote	How I Turned My Bathroom Into a "goddamned Parking Lot"
92	92 Vote	The People Want the Butthole Version of What Will Happen With Climate Change
5	5 Vote	Blacks and Whites Join in Opposition to Trump's Presidency
2	2 Vote	Video: Alex Jones Wrong!
46	46 Vote	Pompeo About to Explode, Astronomers Believe
157	157 Vote	Fun Times With an Axe
70	70 Vote	Dick Tracy Is an Asshole
233	233 Vote	Trump Extends U.S. Coronavirus Outbreak 1	1
29	29 Vote	Widow Breaks Down in Flames; Trump Celebrates
6	6 Vote	Seniors Scramble for Income Inequality
5	5 Vote	Heartwarming Courtside Video of Himself Dumping Lover's Limbs Into River
6	6 Vote	Stop Clinging to the Brain
171	171 Vote	What Is the Perfect Time to Die From Coronavirus?
47	47 Vote	I Guess Siri Doesn't Have a Loud Fart
6	6 Vote	How Do I Have Coronavirus? I'll Never Know
5	5 Vote	Wildfires Rage in the Womb
1073	1073 Vote	Coronavirus Threatens to Shut Down Due to Coronavirus Concerns 1	1
150	150 Vote	The Fine Art of War Crimes
5	5 Vote	A New Kind of Vile, Isn't It?
93	93 Vote	Ethics? Not in Pants
109	109 Vote	German Woman Uses Tinder to Find Coronavirus Cure
6	6 Vote	Steven Universe Is a Pretty Good Talk-Show Host

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