Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Epstein's Death Becomes a Reality Series, Obviously
5	5 Vote	Mum Vows to Come Over for Sex When Confronted by Online Vigilante Group
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Reveals One Pet Peeve About Working With Clay
5	5 Vote	North Korea Fires Two "ballistic Missiles" Into Sea Lions
4	4 Vote	Kid Runs Away From Death
6	6 Vote	Rips Bong What if You Don't Feel Normal
122	122 Vote	Four New Ways to Use the Bathroom
9	9 Vote	Grandmother, 104, Has Become Meaningless
209	209 Vote	Trump Says He Has Passed Away "Unexpectedly" Aged 95
64	64 Vote	Pelosi Says There Will Be "Plenty" of Toilet Paper in Stolen 18-Wheeler Truck
7	7 Vote	C-3PO Says Goodbye to Loved Ones
131	131 Vote	Taylor Swift: "We Need Every Level of Treason"
147	147 Vote	Diarrhea Could Be Yours
6	6 Vote	TV Reporter Accidentally Shows Naked Man in Oval Office
98	98 Vote	Important Reminder: Racism Is Worse Than Jesus
140	140 Vote	Early Birds May Be Too Late
117	117 Vote	Oh Shit, My Weekend Project Turned Into a Musical?
9	9 Vote	I Should Be Ended
41	41 Vote	Your Cremated Loved One's Ashes Can Be Held at Gun Point
62	62 Vote	You Can Play With Your Eggs
108	108 Vote	Arkansas Law Could Require Women to Get Lit
216	216 Vote	Who Dares Approach My Window? I Am Asleep
89	89 Vote	John Cena: Why I've Changed My Mind About Having Multiple Orgasms
25	25 Vote	The Best Place to Be Racist
6	6 Vote	The Truth About Touching Your Face With These Actors Brains
32	32 Vote	WATCH: Joe Biden Stares Into Space After a Break-Up
158	158 Vote	The Pentagon Is Looking to Bust Deez Nuts
6	6 Vote	Is Amanda Bynes Pregnant With Her Own Daughters
8	8 Vote	Mom Turns Family Garage Into Nightclub to Celebrate International Day of Reckoning
244	244 Vote	Isabelle From Animal Crossing Is an Incompetent Ass Bag
8	8 Vote	Do You Like Your Anus
65	65 Vote	The Best Moisturizing Products for Your Oreos 1	1
124	124 Vote	Brad Pitt Grapples With His Penis
132	132 Vote	Altered Forme Giratina Is Returning to Rehab: He's Doing Well, Says Source
111	111 Vote	Ducks Make Great Techno
6	6 Vote	Millennials Are More Nuanced Than Usual This Year
64	64 Vote	17 Reasons Why Millennials Are a Lovely Happy Accident
181	181 Vote	Why You Should Pay Me
85	85 Vote	Puerto Rico Rocked by Allegations of Heinous Farts
30	30 Vote	Colin Hanks Shares Heartbreaking Story About Boogers

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