Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

111	111 Vote	Sonic Is a Game That Looks Nothing Like XCOM
6	6 Vote	Expand Your Sensual Pleasure & Come Into the Ocean?
56	56 Vote	Grandma Is Not Having Fun?
285	285 Vote	This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
30	30 Vote	Even Olympians Get Stuck in a Car
6	6 Vote	18 Tweets From 2016
343	343 Vote	According to a Wild Conspiracy Theory, This Is the Real World
5	5 Vote	Get Your Dog Started on a Real Date
48	48 Vote	Authorities Demolish Remaining Structure of Every Known Protein
4	4 Vote	Lazy Homophobia Signals the End for the Chance to Make Their Junk Bigger
79	79 Vote	"South Park" Creators Are Attempting to Breastfeed Baby Bats
57	57 Vote	Desperate Cuomo Is Left Hanging From Bronx Overpass
63	63 Vote	Sorry if You Want to Divorce Prince Charles
63	63 Vote	U.S. Beats Mexico in Some Capacity
2	2 Vote	Orioles Star Trey Mancini Makes Impressive Run to NBA Finals Performances of the Year?
69	69 Vote	Guy Fieri Is Officially a Grammy Winner
29	29 Vote	Every Bob's Burgers Christmas Episode, Ranked by Usefulness
45	45 Vote	Never Put a Fitted Sheet on the Street
39	39 Vote	54-Year-Old Man Transported to Los Angeles
117	117 Vote	Eric Trump Rips McConnell for Not Showing Enough Booty
6	6 Vote	As Trade Deadline Approaches... Let's Make Some Room in Your Dog's Butt?
174	174 Vote	Would You Idiots Please Stop Saying Socialism Doesn't Work
69	69 Vote	Here Are Some Photos That Anyone With IBS Will Relate To
8	8 Vote	Netflix Is Better Than Drugs
59	59 Vote	You Stole My Inheritance 1	1
4	4 Vote	Biden Fired Me, by Order of Big Chungus
140	140 Vote	Transform Your Life Through the Power of Mayonnaise
169	169 Vote	Monk Chops Off His Ass to Save Americans
65	65 Vote	Never Forget: Always Look for the Eyeballs
85	85 Vote	I Didn't Think I Could Have Become a Dolphin-Human Hybrid
71	71 Vote	I Joined the Circus at 19 and Now Jail
54	54 Vote	No. No I in Boot 1	1
87	87 Vote	12 Unexpected Household Uses for Dryer Sheets Outside of a Revenge Fantasy
38	38 Vote	I Want to Satisfy Your Pumpkin Spice Cravings
3	3 Vote	X-Men Has Two Ice-Cream-Powered Characters and They're Acting Like a Ballsack
3	3 Vote	Ralph Macchio: What to Know About Beets
236	236 Vote	Spider Silk Is Stronger Than Steel. It Also Really Turns Me On
246	246 Vote	Football Comes Out as Bisexual
84	84 Vote	A Defense of the Jonestown Massacre
75	75 Vote	I'm Not a Good Thing

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