Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

563	563 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
6	6 Vote	OMG, I Want to Be Found
146	146 Vote	Why Put Pants on When You Aren't Old
7	7 Vote	Dolly Parton Says She's Just Pals With Joe Exotic
33	33 Vote	This Grilled Chicken Poop
154	154 Vote	Wait, Is Vin Diesel in the Attic
6	6 Vote	Oregon Hospitals Told Not to Laugh
135	135 Vote	What Mimes Can Teach Us About Love, Life, And… International Corpse Theft?
126	126 Vote	Time to Celebrate BDSM
17	17 Vote	UPDATE: LifeSiteNews.com Will Be a Lot Like an Idiot
103	103 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Ate a Dozen Men
153	153 Vote	Ways to Cook Your New French Boyfriend
80	80 Vote	Russia Says It Is "killing People"
148	148 Vote	Hot Singles in My Mouth
57	57 Vote	Mitch McConnell's Attempt to Kill His Wife With Chilli Powder
87	87 Vote	2020: The Year You Were Born
64	64 Vote	Trump Is Preparing to Execute People With BB Gun
43	43 Vote	An Updated Version of "Call Me by Your Crap"
42	42 Vote	Destruction Caused by Something Else
36	36 Vote	17 States Defend Arkansas Ban on Burrito
5	5 Vote	Here, Try This Ointment. It Has Been Accused of Queerbaiting Because of Trump DOJ Spying
52	52 Vote	Biden Administration Sees a "Puddy Tat"
3	3 Vote	It Feels Good to Be Worked On
121	121 Vote	It's Honestly Really Hard to Count
77	77 Vote	Sources: SoftBank Is Scaling Back Its Rubbery Foreskin
61	61 Vote	Can YOU Sip Your Way Around Florida's Ban on Dangerous Chemicals
160	160 Vote	Media Narrative WRECKED! Poll Shows 1.8M Americans Turned Down Jobs Because of Peppa Pig and the Military
27	27 Vote	Army Recruit Hijacks Schoolbus Full of Cicadas
101	101 Vote	Man Folds One Piece of A4 Paper
68	68 Vote	The 39-Year-Old Massacre That Still Haunts My Brains, Even 40 Years Later 1	1
42	42 Vote	Giant Hidden Void in Giza Pyramid Not a Void
118	118 Vote	Let Me Have Fun With Pointy Bits
83	83 Vote	Battle of the Spice Girls
5	5 Vote	Some Democratic Senators Express Concern About the Riots at Woodstock 99
5	5 Vote	The Beatles Seem a Bit Rough
149	149 Vote	Fully Vaccinated People Need to Snuggle
54	54 Vote	Daylight Saving Time Magazine
6	6 Vote	Learn How to Watch People Have Sex
7	7 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Will Return to Venus
120	120 Vote	Will Smith Gets Serious About Nuclear Capabilities

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