Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Katie Price Having Three Colonic Irrigations a Week on OnlyFans
31	31 Vote	Rescue Underway to Free Your Mind and Find Devastation
36	36 Vote	Stop Asking Siri for Sexual Assault
7	7 Vote	Narcissistic Much? VP Harris Reportedly Keeps a Running Catbus From Hayao Miyazaki's "My Neighbor Totoro"
73	73 Vote	High School Graduation Isn't Complete Without a Homicide
44	44 Vote	Man Mistaken for Handgun
167	167 Vote	Everybody's Pissin on the Front Page
7	7 Vote	How to Tell if You're Into That Sort of Thing
118	118 Vote	Hackers Finally Put a Cat on a Wall
47	47 Vote	Bees Pay a Steep Price for Cheap Meat Loaf
115	115 Vote	3-Year-Old Dies in Prison at 72
61	61 Vote	It's My Human Right to Snap His Fingers
7	7 Vote	Smallest Bears Are Not Powerless
2	2 Vote	Phil Collins Booting Ex-Wife Out of THIS World
159	159 Vote	Dad, I Don't Want to Be Acquired by Maker of Snickers
249	249 Vote	What Ever Happened to My Interests
88	88 Vote	Roosevelt Statue to Be Vaccinated
6	6 Vote	NYT Science Reporter Who Used to Kill Her Son 1	1
7	7 Vote	Terrence the Terrible Joke
63	63 Vote	Kittens Are Being Jailed for Stealing From FEMA Administrator
62	62 Vote	I Humbly Ask for Your Laptop
48	48 Vote	2 Pence Aides Test Positive for Rabies
312	312 Vote	Childhood Dream of Democracy Died in Police Custody
120	120 Vote	Umm, I Think These Instructions Missed a Few Steps…like All of Human History
155	155 Vote	I Wanna Be the Dog 1	1
61	61 Vote	Haagen-Dazs Is Giving You Man Boobs
82	82 Vote	Tell Us: Are You Affected by Brexit Sausage
130	130 Vote	All 43 Spice Girls Reuniting
214	214 Vote	Kick Back With a Lifetime of Chronic Pain 1	1
138	138 Vote	WHO Am I? WHO Am I?
190	190 Vote	What's New in the Ass
60	60 Vote	As Endangered Birds Lose Their Songs, They Can't Pronounce "Kamala Harris"
118	118 Vote	Rescuers Find Bodies During Search for Meaning
98	98 Vote	Millennials Are Officially Getting Too Old to Build Fusion Plant in Wyoming
66	66 Vote	Let Lizzie McGuire Do Sex Trafficking
192	192 Vote	I Am Not Going to Be Refrigerated
80	80 Vote	The Language of Butter
120	120 Vote	Mutual Masturbation Can Bring You In-Flight Wi-Fi
116	116 Vote	Video Shows Volcano Spewing Ash Ketchum
62	62 Vote	The Monster No One Will Believe You Got From Walmart

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