Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	How to Turn a Building Into a Song
82	82 Vote	Report: Random Guy Showed Up to Be Alive
6	6 Vote	Our Universe May Have Been Recalled
5	5 Vote	Just Say Yes to Drugs
137	137 Vote	All Dogs Go to Trial This Year
428	428 Vote	Sorry, but Only 90s Kids Will Be Erased From Existence 1	1
93	93 Vote	Cancer, Your May Horoscope Wants You to Masturbate!
37	37 Vote	Tumblr Thread: Megalodon Horror Movie Should Be a Reckoning for Big Butts
84	84 Vote	More Orgasms Could Reduce Your Risk of Being Investigated by Police After Confrontation
5	5 Vote	Dad Delights Crowd With a Restraining Order Against Him
6	6 Vote	Doctor Handed Out Almost All of a Carrot Man
6	6 Vote	Crocodiles Are the Best Ornament
125	125 Vote	It's Never Too Early to Start June
38	38 Vote	Hubble Observes a Giant Confederate Flag
72	72 Vote	Miami Doctor Dies After Receiving First Dose of Skepticism
5	5 Vote	When to Call the Police on Your Twitter Account
65	65 Vote	Some Moms Have This Old Gun: Russian SKS-45 Carbine
152	152 Vote	Donald Trump STILL Wants to Smash Luigi … or Waluigi?
7	7 Vote	Iran Says It All: "Fight"
17	17 Vote	Lil Uzi Vert Jumps From 20 Foot Tent Into a Cool Coven
76	76 Vote	I Told All My Old Crushes That I Was a Poor Choice
5	5 Vote	This Pico De Gallo Recipe Will Become Your Go-To Chicken Marsala Recipe
62	62 Vote	Tech Investor to Women: I'm a Birdhouse!
5	5 Vote	The He-Man Movie Has Cast Its Tiny Tina Fey
148	148 Vote	Tons of People Didn't Like Jesus Christ
82	82 Vote	Transgender Children Across the U.S. And China Inch Toward Cooperation on Climate — Thrilling Other Countries
68	68 Vote	IHOP Employee Kills Man on His 95th Birthday in Great Moment at VFW Event [Video]
7	7 Vote	Am I Getting Too Old to Write a 5-Star Review
82	82 Vote	You're Problematic if You Don't Smoke
7	7 Vote	"Plausible" Link Between Music and Comedy 1	1
58	58 Vote	Biden's Hands May Be Connected
101	101 Vote	Opinion: Flatten the Curve, but Please Don't Bite Your Phone Battery
6	6 Vote	We're Not Living in a Vending Machine
5	5 Vote	Angle Grinders Are the Best Password Managers
6	6 Vote	Communism's Unsubtle March on Ben & Jerry's
77	77 Vote	Texas Teen Arrested for Yodelling in Walmart Quietly
7	7 Vote	Mammary Mondays: The Ultimate Bowling Experience
48	48 Vote	Get a Monkey to Control the Pandemic
29	29 Vote	This Child Plays With a Universal Charging Station on Everest
7	7 Vote	John Steinbeck Wrote a Porno

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