Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

151	151 Vote	The Vatican Wishes We'd All Forget Dogecoin
6	6 Vote	Yes, I Will !
227	227 Vote	Police Are Banned Forever
73	73 Vote	Republicans Want You to Scream
6	6 Vote	Napoleon's Brother Lived in Basement, Relative Says
114	114 Vote	Haven't You Always Wanted to Smell Like a Literal Lawnmower
63	63 Vote	Turkey Orders All Citizens to Stay Buried
97	97 Vote	Dark Energy May Not Be Mocked
72	72 Vote	The Unstoppable Sex Appeal of "What I Ate Today" Videos
66	66 Vote	Opinion: I'm a Total Dud
78	78 Vote	Woman Swings Wok Full of Shit
23	23 Vote	17 Wives Who Made Their Spouses Happy
46	46 Vote	16 Husbands Who Made Their Spouses Happy
47	47 Vote	16 Times People Were Injured
75	75 Vote	A Brain Infection Made Me Realize My Male Privilege
40	40 Vote	Kane Needs to Pay Prostitute
77	77 Vote	Help! Should I Confront My Husband With a Time Loop Twist
315	315 Vote	Clippy Is Back, With a Crossbow
135	135 Vote	Should You Be Attacked by Wombats?
145	145 Vote	You're About to Expire
31	31 Vote	Moby Is a Fire Hydrant
198	198 Vote	You're Officially Old if You've Eaten 33/48 of These 18 Celebrities
167	167 Vote	Boris Johnson Is Dead
58	58 Vote	But, What if Black Holes Are Actually Chow Chows in Disguise
44	44 Vote	T-Pain Wants to Protect "Artisanal Gelato"
50	50 Vote	Life Inside the Scorpion Machine
62	62 Vote	CDC Says Fully Vaccinated People Can Now Swim in Ponds
93	93 Vote	5 Times Butts Changed the Face of Journalism
24	24 Vote	Chadwick Boseman's Brother Has a Real Name Now, Which Means You DON'T Get Bewbs
198	198 Vote	The Horrifying Sound of Music
7	7 Vote	Rasmussen: 59% of Voters Say They're in Love
210	210 Vote	SpaceX Launches Astronauts to Earth 1	1
65	65 Vote	Watch: Lone Man Gets His Inflation Wish
65	65 Vote	Biden Destroys Restaurants to Save Dog Trapped Inside Blazing Barn
7	7 Vote	Outrage After Spider-Man Allowed to Thrive
40	40 Vote	Xbox Still Has That Volcano Insurance
66	66 Vote	Trader Joe's Kicks Off Pardoning Spree by Granting Mercy to Convicted War Criminals
50	50 Vote	Frontier Airlines Will Charge Passengers Who Want Clean Floors
39	39 Vote	22-Year-Old Man Fatally Shot by Baltimore Police to Reduce Emissions
137	137 Vote	Fifth Graders Forced to Apologize for Fueling the Devastating Opioid Epidemic

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