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A Man Holding a Baby, Calling Him a "Douchebag"

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2021-06-22

2021-06-22

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    Keith Olbermann's tweet on Gov. Abbott was so bad even a Dem member of the Texas House called him a 'douchebag'
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    ‘I don’t know that this could have gone any other way,’ Baltimore Police Commissioner says of officers who killed a man holding a knife
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