Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

165	165 Vote	This Little Girl Has Penis
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
192	192 Vote	Watch a Robot Blowjob
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
172	172 Vote	That Awkward Moment When a Tick Latches Onto Your Penis
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
145	145 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Official Disney Infinity Video. [Update]
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
341	341 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1