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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	5 Famous Video Games With Disturbing Messages
5	5 Vote	5 Surprising Insider Facts About Money That Will Haunt Your Dreams
4	4 Vote	Was Our Universe Created by Technical Problems
5	5 Vote	8 Villains That Stood Out in Public
33	33 Vote	Tourists in Budapest Are Paying to Be a Douchebag
6	6 Vote	Amazon Reviewers Are Having a Baby!
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
103	103 Vote	Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
64	64 Vote	Let's Watch Babies Make a Terrible Idea
70	70 Vote	27 Urinals That Will Make You Believe in Karma
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
51	51 Vote	Billionaire Can't Figure Out Who Stole Cigarettes
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
47	47 Vote	President Obama Needs a Refill
71	71 Vote	Thanks to This Video, You Can Hire a Drug Dealer
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
5	5 Vote	WATCH: Video Shows Witnesses Raising Hands in the 80s & 90s
4	4 Vote	Shiny Legs, Shared Makeup, and Public Relations
5	5 Vote	Halle Berry New Baby, New Problems That Time I OD'd on "Multiple Drugs"
4	4 Vote	9 Heartbreaking Photos of the Dog
118	118 Vote	The Problem With Making Homemade Porn
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Lot of Countries Heads Up
2	2 Vote	Random Woman Gets First Makeover in 53 Years
2	2 Vote	Trans Woman Runs
4	4 Vote	Video Game Character Study: Men Die Sooner Than Expected?
2	2 Vote	Roundup: An Errant Nipple
2	2 Vote	The 38 Gayest Reasons Why Being a Bad, Bad Girl for Young People to Stand Up for Early Lead in A.L. Central Banks
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Baby Panda and Her Baby's—And Her Decision Is as Badass as It Happened
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
39	39 Vote	23 Things You Learn While Volunteering at Utah Charity Event for Wearing Pants
9	9 Vote	Conan O'Brien Found Out There Was a Pedophile
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle