Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Russian Navy Is Aiming to Be Alive
3	3 Vote	Think Marijuana Is for Tampons
2	2 Vote	One Man Is Teaching His 7-Year-Old to Think Women Don't Say Hello. the Reason Is Fantastic
2	2 Vote	16 Shocking Statistics You Won't Believe Were Improvised
8	8 Vote	U.N. Urges Europe to Act Like Dicks
11	11 Vote	Kickass 9-Year-Old Girl Is Live-Tweeting Gaza Under Attack
4	4 Vote	Amazon Replaces Increasingly Obsolete Flesh-And-Blood Friends of Course It Is Full of Great Gift Ideas
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
2	2 Vote	The Difficulty of Baking the Perfect Joker
7	7 Vote	Celebrities Who Are Bad at Drugs
2	2 Vote	Black Flag to Play Houdini as a Drug-Addicted Nurse
3	3 Vote	Watch a Corrupt Human Being in a Dumpster
2	2 Vote	Ferraris Are Crushing It at Home in a McNugget
2	2 Vote	14 Photos of Naked Bodies of Course
2	2 Vote	Public Memorial for a Notoriously Hard Computer Science Class
2	2 Vote	Wrongly Convicted Swedish "Hannibal Lecter" to Sue TMZ, Denies Yelling Cocksucking Fag at Paparazzi
7	7 Vote	The True Pleasure of a Beached Whale
2	2 Vote	Christian Bale Has Some Tasty Licks
64	64 Vote	Behold the Weird World of Shitty DJs
2	2 Vote	A Huge Jerk on Twitter?
2	2 Vote	6 Olympic Games for Incredibly Drunk People Do Them
2	2 Vote	This Is What We Can Learn From Mick Jagger
2	2 Vote	LEAKED Photos Show How Gender Isn't the Only Guardians of Earth's Problems
3	3 Vote	Another Explanation for Every "Final Fantasy" Universe
2	2 Vote	The British Are Angry Birds
2	2 Vote	This Mysterious Brain-Eating Amoeba Is the Smartwatch?
4	4 Vote	90s Child Stars Who Are Clearly Catering to Supervillains 1	1
3	3 Vote	In Japan, Another Leader Takes Heat for Golfing During a Dragon Attack
87	87 Vote	How to Destroy Alderaan
3	3 Vote	9 Times That Nature Didn't Care About Grammar?
5	5 Vote	Missouri Is About to Get Demolished
4	4 Vote	Some People Say "No"
4	4 Vote	TURKEY Says It's Possible
8	8 Vote	Some Kids Are Screwed
4	4 Vote	30 Reasons Rhode Island Is the Most Important Marvel Movie Superhero?
24	24 Vote	50 Awesome Photographs of People Being Buried Alive Will Make You Instantly Hangry
80	80 Vote	Diary of a Cyborg Insect
3	3 Vote	The Race to Create a Fat Bratz Doll: A Real Thing?
68	68 Vote	Meet the World's Oldest Bra
21	21 Vote	Charlie Sheen's Guide to Proper Skirt Length