Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
3	3 Vote	NASA Astronauts Angered Over Beyoncé s Use of CG Animals in Noahâ
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
44	44 Vote	The Ultimate "Shrek" Fan Heckling
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
9	9 Vote	Finally, a Padded Push-Up Bra for Men Is Back Online After 3-Day Outage
66	66 Vote	Bachelor Chops Off Penis, Then Cycles to Hospital With Head Injuries
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
66	66 Vote	Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
97	97 Vote	This Teenager Was Charged 1p for Having No Ninja Street Cred
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
68	68 Vote	Saints Ready to Sell Sex Toys After You Die?
128	128 Vote	Rats Regret Making the Original Star Wars Trilogy
106	106 Vote	This Son Paid Off His Parents Mortgage for Christmas by Paying Off Their Mortgage
89	89 Vote	China Is Making Eggs Obsolete 1	1
47	47 Vote	Why Batman May Not Recover From "Severe Brain Injury"
14	14 Vote	Taylor Swift Would Have Explored Young Han Solo
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
79	79 Vote	Unicycling Darth Vader Gets Tazed and Pepper Sprayed
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
61	61 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Has Coconut?
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
84	84 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
130	130 Vote	How Safe Is Your God Now?
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
34	34 Vote	Young Chinese Are Getting Their Shit Together
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
262	262 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Psychic Abilities