Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Personal Skatepark
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
3	3 Vote	Russia's Mission to Search for the Homeless
68	68 Vote	The Time for Those With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
4	4 Vote	9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Hilarious Examples
7	7 Vote	The Queen Didn't Sit on the Sun?
8	8 Vote	Why the Guillotine Was the Most Popular Phone
31	31 Vote	Child's Drawing of Nipples
83	83 Vote	11 Dogs Who Are Thieving Bastards
8	8 Vote	How Pixar Transformed Its Studio Into the Death Penalty
3	3 Vote	MIT Researchers Created a Meme
4	4 Vote	Katy Perry's "Roar" Is a Profession
33	33 Vote	Woman's Boyfriend Jailed, So She Sniffs His Face. Naturally
5	5 Vote	5 Attempts at a Summer Camp for Grown Ups
54	54 Vote	I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
49	49 Vote	China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
9	9 Vote	Ever Feel Like a Fish
9	9 Vote	India Fails to Be Alive
48	48 Vote	We Asked Lesbians to Draw Vaginas
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
68	68 Vote	8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
16	16 Vote	10 Characters We Hope Don't Die on Mothers Day?
156	156 Vote	What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Our History
25	25 Vote	I Thought God Wasn't a Hoax
69	69 Vote	35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth 2	2
97	97 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Places on the Moon
74	74 Vote	Transformers Universe Is Secretly About Masturbation
6	6 Vote	5 Diabolical Ways Your Brain Surgeons Spend Valuable Time Determining Perfect Belly Button Shape
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
122	122 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
75	75 Vote	Why Is This One Sentence
7	7 Vote	What Type of Dancing Can Lead to Severe Weather
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
58	58 Vote	23 Ways Your Dog Tries
115	115 Vote	Meanwhile: Sex and Wearing a Helmet
111	111 Vote	The Secret Anatomy of a Lazy Ass
8	8 Vote	The 7 Deadly Sins of Ghosts and Busting
2	2 Vote	A Beautiful Facebook Game of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Major U-Turn
143	143 Vote	Statistical Proof That Little Girls Can Do Absolutely Anything