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Meryl Streep Could Be Used for Fuel
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Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
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Elizabeth Warren Buffett
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Sunday Is a Scam
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Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving You Herpes
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Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled
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Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Broadsword
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Reality Check: You Can't Have a Moustache
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Search for Asteroids That Could Have Seen Your Future Office Building. It Looks Like Hitler
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Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
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Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
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Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
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You Suck Because I Have a Moustache
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Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
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I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains
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I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in Flames
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
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Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
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Disney Wants to Receive Death Penalty
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Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
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Penis-Powered Game Gets a Proper Port to the Xbox One Launches in Beta Code
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Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver
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The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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7 Things That Actually Happened
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5 Mario Kart Sex Moves
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God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail
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Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea
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Nokia: Yes, We Have a Moustache
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The Sun Has Been Cancelled
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You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
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Turns Out Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Situation
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Australia No Longer Exists
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"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
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To Do: Go to Jail