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Click This for Almost Zero Dollars
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Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
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The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
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Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
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They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Americans Agree: America Is Now a Thing
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Massive Bolts of Electricity
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Smile and Sling Booze
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
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Check Out This Crap
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
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This Lady Is an Instant Cure for Sadness
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Gays Have a New Spaceport