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If You Fight Giant Monsters... And Diabetes
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Shame! 38 Republican Senators Vote "No" on the Moon
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I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
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Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal
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What's It Like to Be a Cube
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Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the $30 Million Space Toilet
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
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Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
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Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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Reality Can Be Very Intense
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It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
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Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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Republicans Continue to Be Mean
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First Look at My Fat Butt
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Click This for Almost Zero Dollars
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Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
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The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
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Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
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They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Americans Agree: America Is Now a Thing
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting