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Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch
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It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
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Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
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Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
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Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp
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Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
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Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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Radiohead's Tribute to Some Lucky Guy's Leg
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I Don't Care Bears
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
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Wall Street Fighter
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All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
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The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!