Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Historic Transplant of Pig's Kidney Into a Networking Tool
8	8 Vote	Amazon's New App Lets You Control Your Mac With Your Child
6	6 Vote	Breakfast Foods and Drinks You Should Marry
6	6 Vote	Scotland Is in Japanese—Mostly
9	9 Vote	Dumb Ways to Tell if Your Name Is Charles or Camilla
5	5 Vote	WH Officials Test Positive for Meth
5	5 Vote	We Can't All HIDE in Our Blood
5	5 Vote	Americans Have a Chance to Destroy American Democracy
5	5 Vote	See Inside Police Station in Your Head
5	5 Vote	My Epilepsy Is So Back, Baby Girl
5	5 Vote	Elon Musk Was Likely Inspired by a Passing Truck
7	7 Vote	I'm a Red Dress! 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Latest Medical Innovation Will Change Your Sausage Gravy
5	5 Vote	You Can Sit on My Wife 10 Years in the Sink
6	6 Vote	Don't Be a Discrimination Victim 1	1
3	3 Vote	Scientists Think They Finally Care
5	5 Vote	WHEN Life Hands You Lemons, Make Awesome Babies!
14	14 Vote	Wendy's Replaces Fan-Favorite Frosty With a Gun, Cops Say Gay 1	1
10	10 Vote	Johnny Depp Accused of Rubbing Women's Feet on His Driveway
6	6 Vote	Geometry Can Be Your Purpose
6	6 Vote	The Heavy Cream Substitute You Wouldn't Imagine
8	8 Vote	EPA Says It's Satire 1	1
7	7 Vote	Tory MPs Being told to Shave Off Beards to Attract "Young Potential Shooters"
7	7 Vote	Ron DeSantis Drops Out of Sky, Crashes Through Trees and Lamp Posts and Crash Lands
6	6 Vote	At Least 17 Killed by "Something Unusual or Odd"
7	7 Vote	Ozzy Osbourne Bites the Head of Harvard's Anti-Semitism Task Force
6	6 Vote	Why Meghan No Longer Stupid
6	6 Vote	I Was Pregnant Until I Noticed Something I'd Missed
7	7 Vote	Octopuses Can Smell, Feel, AND Think With Their Stimulus Checks
10	10 Vote	I'm Plus Size With Big Boobs, I Was Forced to Stop Justice League
6	6 Vote	Zookeeper Is Mauled to Death by a Controlled Explosion
14	14 Vote	Imagine Feeding Oprah Pizza in a Closet at Work 1	1
15	15 Vote	PokÃ©mon GO Bug Causes PokÃ©mon to Break My Legs! 2	2
15	15 Vote	Prolific Wanker Known as "Merchant of Death"
15	15 Vote	Elton John Lived in Mongolia 70 Million Years Ago 1	1
14	14 Vote	Trump's Lawyers Can't Find His Pants
13	13 Vote	Starfield's Ending Might Be Gay
4	4 Vote	Do YOU See It?
12	12 Vote	Whale Collides With Pedestrians
10	10 Vote	How Is the Queen of Teenage Angst 1	1

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