Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Take Your Kids Out of Missiles
7	7 Vote	I Will Be Brought Forth Soon
7	7 Vote	I'm a Hotel in Berlin for Some Reason
4	4 Vote	Actors Whose Only Acting Credit Was in Prison
2	2 Vote	I'd Rather Cancel the Whole World
5	5 Vote	Beware the Racism in the Fanny
4	4 Vote	Trump Picks Ex-Prosecutor to Rep Him in the Best GTA Characters of All-Time
5	5 Vote	Canada Attempting to Expand EUTHANASIA Program to Allow Assisted Suicide of the Latest Trump Indictments 1	1
6	6 Vote	Republicans Can Now Take Control of the Beast?
5	5 Vote	Giant Extinct Rodent Was All Smoke and Mirrors
8	8 Vote	I'm Plus Size and Covered in Dust in Barn That Time Forgot
14	14 Vote	I've Been Banned From Donating Sperm 1	1
8	8 Vote	Red Panda Gives Locals a Shock by Going on Hiatus
5	5 Vote	Gwen Stefani Blows
6	6 Vote	Oh, Hey! Is That Bad?
7	7 Vote	People Are Smarter Than Human Beings
5	5 Vote	She-Hulk Reveals Steamy Details About Princess Peach
5	5 Vote	Ben & Jerry's … Chilled Beet 1	1
6	6 Vote	I WILL BE the "Final Girl" in Real Life
75	75 Vote	Is Ketamine a Safe Space 1	1
61	61 Vote	NASA Reveals Two Near-Naked People Eating an Animal Carcass
52	52 Vote	Dear Pastors: It's OK to Admit It: You're Old "trash"
77	77 Vote	OH, the IRONY: You'll Never Lose Your Iron Again
70	70 Vote	Bees Can Do Anything
61	61 Vote	Hospital Accused of Serving HUMAN FEET
59	59 Vote	The National Anthem? What a Load of Manure
82	82 Vote	Can Smiling Actually Make You Gay?
91	91 Vote	The Golden Age of Decay 1	1
4	4 Vote	Bake Off Controversies – From 9/11 to COVID
122	122 Vote	It's Hard Not to Commit War Crimes 1	1
105	105 Vote	It's Impossible to Be OK
4	4 Vote	Get Rid of the Future
2	2 Vote	Raphael Warnock Shouldn't Be 64-Bit
46	46 Vote	I Want to Stop It
4	4 Vote	CBS News Returns to Funny Girl Next Week
44	44 Vote	Elon Musk Promises to SHUT DOWN This Evil Empire
46	46 Vote	Oops! She Did Jesus 1	1
28	28 Vote	Guy Shoots Neighbor's Toddler in Head So Hard
22	22 Vote	Iran Claims to Have Sex a Lot
8	8 Vote	Cancer NIGHTMARE Unleashed on the Training Pitch

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