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Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Massive Bolts of Electricity
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Smile and Sling Booze
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
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Check Out This Crap
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
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This Lady Is an Instant Cure for Sadness
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
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At Least 1 Dead at 80
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
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Web Used to Look Like 1984
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Indonesia Dealing With a Feminist Issue, for Chrissakes
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Terrified TX Woman Calls in Paranormal Investigators to Solve Homelessness
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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This Commercial Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
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Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Children's Toys
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
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Prince William Describes Baby George as a Terrorist?
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades