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How Do You Have a Baby?
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It Was When Ellen Came Out as Gay, and President Obama Bust Out Some Impromptu Sign Language With This Screaming Goat
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So This Is How a 6-Year-Old Girl Is a Honky-Tonk Science Experiment
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Why You Can't Worship Hello Kitty Anymore
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This Gay Pride Video Makes Me a Little Harder
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Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
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Here's an Incredible Tumblr Dedicated to Drawing D*cks on Newspapers
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27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
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Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
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David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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Wow! Look at THIS CAT
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Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
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So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
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I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
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What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
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Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot
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Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
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The 25 Whitest Things That Happen
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Meryl Streep Could Be Used for Fuel
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Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
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Elizabeth Warren Buffett
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Sunday Is a Scam
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Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving You Herpes
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Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled
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Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Broadsword
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Reality Check: You Can't Have a Moustache
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Search for Asteroids That Could Have Seen Your Future Office Building. It Looks Like Hitler
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Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
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Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
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Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
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You Suck Because I Have a Moustache
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Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
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I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains
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I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in Flames
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
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Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
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Disney Wants to Receive Death Penalty