Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

dankey-kang

Voted Headlines

70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
4	4 Vote	Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Aims to Speak Words
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
6	6 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Getting New Teeth
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
67	67 Vote	We Looked Up There and Sure Enough, It's Gone: Construction Crew Playing Tetris
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
132	132 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an Embarrassing Nightmare
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
155	155 Vote	The Deadly Side of Mom
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
5	5 Vote	Pluto Just Got Pretty Gay
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
248	248 Vote	Welcome to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet

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