Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
235	235 Vote	Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
67	67 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Same-Sex Nuptials
255	255 Vote	Sir, You Are the Worst
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
181	181 Vote	It's Time to Panic
217	217 Vote	GOP Continues to Ruin Everything
186	186 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
3	3 Vote	Chalk Drawing of Oral Sex
198	198 Vote	US Adults Are Morons
180	180 Vote	Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs 1	1
69	69 Vote	Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
107	107 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Real Lesbiany
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
5	5 Vote	In Rare Occurrence, Israel Hits Back at Putin in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!

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