Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

dankey-kang

Voted Headlines

342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
199	199 Vote	NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Shit How Men Dress
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
83	83 Vote	Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How Math Works
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
245	245 Vote	Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
241	241 Vote	Bert and Ernie Snuggle on the 48th Anniversary of the USSR
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
70	70 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Garbage Can That Looks Just Like Me
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
144	144 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the Average Human
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
6	6 Vote	What's Worse Than the World
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
130	130 Vote	Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
252	252 Vote	Ubisoft to Announce Things, This Time It's OK
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
73	73 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Was Just Tired
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
178	178 Vote	Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
177	177 Vote	Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at Alaska Senate Run

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