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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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This Is Probably the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Ah, So This Is Why You Should Never Do Anything but Lie
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Honor Student Punished by God
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You Might Soon Be Officially Obsolete
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Kmart Swears It Had a Giant Gundam
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New Game Is Stupid
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THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Old Nintendo Products Turned Into Wario
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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Fuck You to Sleep
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Shit How Men Dress
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How Math Works
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals