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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Broncos Star Von Miller Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Kim and Kanye in a Gruesome Chariot Accident, Says Science
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Charlie Sheen Just Got Real Lesbiany
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in American Politics
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Let's All Laugh at How Bad You Suck at Sports
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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What the Court Did WHAT!? The Terrifying "Human Catapult"
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Wow, the Newest Anti-Gay-Marriage Arguments Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
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Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Shakespeare
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You Won't Be Getting Some
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Inspirational Bill Watterson Speech Turned Into Wario
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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How to Be a Cube
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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This Is Probably the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Ah, So This Is Why You Should Never Do Anything but Lie
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Honor Student Punished by God
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You Might Soon Be Officially Obsolete
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay