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Bert and Ernie Snuggle on the 48th Anniversary of the USSR
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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Anthony Weiner Is a Garbage Can That Looks Just Like Me
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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69 Things More Erotic Than the Average Human
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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What's Worse Than the World
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Ubisoft to Announce Things, This Time It's OK
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Minecraft's Creator Was Just Tired
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
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Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at Alaska Senate Run
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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Let's All Freak Out About Things
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Find Out What to Think
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There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
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How to Make Black Friends
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Code Like a Total Wild Woman
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity