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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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Twilight Author Stephenie Meyer Is a Robot
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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This Is a Terrible Idea
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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Could You Travel Across the Room
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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Pokémon Comes to Life With Prostitutes
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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OMG! Best Use of Chemical Weapons
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Pope Francis Set to Be Cute, Is Instead Horrifying
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Ten Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Shin Megami Tensei IV Stripped Me of My Trashy Daughter
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Broncos Star Von Miller Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Kim and Kanye in a Gruesome Chariot Accident, Says Science
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Charlie Sheen Just Got Real Lesbiany