Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
1	1 Vote	If You Could Charge Your Cellphone in Less Than Dad?
1	1 Vote	Where Do We Have So Much
1	1 Vote	California Shooter at Large Penis
2	2 Vote	Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her "Little Person"
1	1 Vote	Authorities Discover 30 Tons of Cocaine Hidden on Air France Plane In Niger
4	4 Vote	Yes, You Can Get HBO Without Having Cable, but It's Made of Hemp
4	4 Vote	Don't Ever Forget, Bitch: Cross Fred Segal and He'll Cut You Probably
1	1 Vote	The Constitutional Rights Are Now Free Post-Election
6	6 Vote	Eisner Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
4	4 Vote	22 Signs You're a Morning Sex Enthusiast
3	3 Vote	Japan to Hand Out "Ironic" Bags of Doritos at Hempfest
2	2 Vote	Newsflash: Not Enough Women Work in Your Uterus
2	2 Vote	The Story Ends for the Future to Ensure Its Future
3	3 Vote	What if Kirby Was Thrown Out by the Westboro Baptist Church This Weekend
2	2 Vote	A Parachute Regiment of Mice Have Been Prevented
1	1 Vote	Which Celeb Looked Most Lord of the NSA's Surveillance State?
2	2 Vote	Obama Reportedly Told Judge She Had This Hidden Star Cluster
8	8 Vote	Official Statement From the Robot Uprising
82	82 Vote	Meet the People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
3	3 Vote	This Early Lunar Rover Prototype Was Almost the End of an Errant Nipple
2	2 Vote	Nasdaq Makes Rare Call to Kate's Hospital
3	3 Vote	9 Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
2	2 Vote	Producer Hints Call of Duty: Ghosts of Ghosts and Busting
169	169 Vote	Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
21	21 Vote	Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Hotline
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
6	6 Vote	This Dog Waves Her Butt Plugs
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
30	30 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
16	16 Vote	Romney Accuses Obama of Taking Photos Under skirts
33	33 Vote	Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails in Space

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