Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
4	4 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Protection
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
7	7 Vote	Sega: Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
4	4 Vote	Fly Lands on Woman's Ear, Lays Flesh-Eating Maggots in Her Underwear, Files Suit
41	41 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
145	145 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
16	16 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Freshness
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
21	21 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed
6	6 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Mask, Run
12	12 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Disrupting Your Sleep
4	4 Vote	Happy Hour for Dogs Is Now Required of Basically Everyone
5	5 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being Racist
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
4	4 Vote	Iron Man Destroyed $5.86 Million in Stimulus Funds
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
171	171 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
9	9 Vote	Santorum: No One Likes You, Java
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
8	8 Vote	I Thought Pocahontas Was Bad, but Twitter Just Composed a Concert

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