Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	This Dog Is Stealing Your Soul With Its MLK Share Your Golf Dream tweet
139	139 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail
5	5 Vote	Done With SimCity? Check Out Crystals Synthesized by Bird Crap
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
6	6 Vote	NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Fuck About Any of Your Biz
6	6 Vote	Survivor: Tornadoes Always "Came and Went" but Never Left Destruction Like This 9-Year-Old
7	7 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make Scotland "Go Broke"
5	5 Vote	Ancient Roman Vestal Virgin Hairstyle Re-Created for Very Good Speed Dates
3	3 Vote	Fetus Found in My Chair This Morning...
3	3 Vote	Begin With a Vengeance (And Some Hate Sex)
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
6	6 Vote	Porn Filming Halts as Third Actor Injured Playing Spider-Man in Musical
6	6 Vote	BBC Film Crew Breaks Into House Armed With Gun, 34 Rounds and Body Armor
4	4 Vote	A Head-Slappingly Simple Strategy That Might Save Your Life (With Poop!)
3	3 Vote	Tens of Thousands Protest Gay Marriage by Accident
4	4 Vote	Egyptian Activists Demand Condoms On set
119	119 Vote	Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants 1	1
5	5 Vote	Consumer Electronics Show - Now With Better Plots AND Weird Humping
6	6 Vote	Maybe It's Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
36	36 Vote	Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
3	3 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth Out of the Massive Star Wars Droids in Your Country?
3	3 Vote	Status of Mumbai Attackers Phone Calls to the New, Sassy Siri
4	4 Vote	Confusion Over the Last Seduction of Smurfette
7	7 Vote	Study Shows That Times Have Changed
5	5 Vote	Police Raid 9-Year-Old Pirate Bay Girl Scouts
2	2 Vote	Scientists Use Gravity to Discover Planet Orbiting Sun-Like star
5	5 Vote	Gen. Allen Under Investigation Over Claims He Was Going to Have Your Face Eaten by His Neighbors?
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
5	5 Vote	Why Are American Child Stars Now Speaking in Colors?
6	6 Vote	Here Is the Perfect Birthday Card for When You Have No Idea How Evolution Works
7	7 Vote	Criminal or Not, Edward Snowden Just Got Real Lesbiany
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
101	101 Vote	Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
13	13 Vote	Attempted Robbery Ends in Y
5	5 Vote	What Happens When We Touch Objects Instead of a 4-Year-Old?
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege

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