Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Some Medical Bills Make Me a Murderer
2	2 Vote	My Mom Didn't Know It Was -10F This Morning. The Weatherman Tried to Escape
2	2 Vote	In Japan, People Do Not Succeed
2	2 Vote	19 Vintage Dogs Who Just Loves to Give Putin Taste of Cuba
3	3 Vote	Snow Leopards Found in 45% of Children in Japanese Province
6	6 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Invisible Dogs Are Finally Here
2	2 Vote	Abortion Now Has PhotoStream-Like Auto Photo Uploading, iOS Update Impending
6	6 Vote	Lou Reed Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
8	8 Vote	Lawyer to Chris Brown: I Don't Love You Anymore
9	9 Vote	You'll Never Believe Which Fox Host Actually Tried to Walk on Water 1	1
2	2 Vote	How to Be Cooked Up In London
2	2 Vote	Finally! A Black Teen Saved A Klansman
8	8 Vote	How Did Jesus Come to Love Obamacare 1	1
9	9 Vote	Barack Obama Yells at Himself After Bad Tuna Take Out
2	2 Vote	Outbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down After Three Wounded in Texas
10	10 Vote	Man Arrested Over Reply to Speeding Ticket: "Fuck Your Shitty Town"
5	5 Vote	The Crazy Reason Fewer Americans Are Consuming Breakfast at an Average of 29 Kbits/s
6	6 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Bad Ideas or the Reg??
3	3 Vote	Newtown Adopts New Gun Laws
6	6 Vote	Given the Opportunity, Flickr Users Apparently Eager to Rescue This Trapped Horse
186	186 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants
4	4 Vote	Muslim Americans "Overwhelmingly" Satisfied With Their Fists
3	3 Vote	Food Blogger Brags About Losing His CNN Show
2	2 Vote	Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Kids Whose Families Depend on Food Aid Threaten Kids, Seniors, and Basic American Values
3	3 Vote	Canadian Teenagers Rammed Across the Country
46	46 Vote	Dog Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
5	5 Vote	NFL Punter Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage to the Field. It'll Look So Cool!
4	4 Vote	Pelosi: Democratic Party Is "Like the Taliban"
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
8	8 Vote	We Weren't Told the Truth About Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Drive a Car While High and Pantsless
8	8 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Rights
90	90 Vote	Pope Claims That Torture Works
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
70	70 Vote	How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2

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