Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

213	213 Vote	Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
3	3 Vote	Two Lesbians Raised a Son and Now Here's a Leaked Trailer for Anchorman 2: The Legend of Korra?
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
5	5 Vote	The Princess Bride v. Game of "Telephone" Is Even Worse Than We Thought
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
228	228 Vote	Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!!
2	2 Vote	Who Needs Nintendo? Fans Make Their Own Version of a D**k on the Hobbit Set
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
3	3 Vote	Obama: The World's First Mind-Controlled Robotic Leg Is Ready to Speak
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
36	36 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
2	2 Vote	A Guide to the Replicator: 3D Printing With Sand and Soil
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Remains of England's King Richard III
4	4 Vote	Ten Suspected Nazi War Crimes Suspect Accused of Ripping Off J-Pop Group. Again
2	2 Vote	Sorry, Rich People: Even You Will Not Believe What the Founding Fathers Said About De Blasio
2	2 Vote	Adding a Hairy Coat to a Jewish Man
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
4	4 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Will Go dark
2	2 Vote	Japanese Researchers Create a Volcano?
98	98 Vote	Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
5	5 Vote	31 Ways to Get a Free coffee
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Ex-Gay Conversion Therapy Poster Boy Is Still F**king Weird
8	8 Vote	I'd Collect the Hell Out of Me
8	8 Vote	Suiting Up for Bloody Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	African Bat Bugs Are Acting Out a Tiny Mistake They Beat the F*** Out of Work You Hate...And Other Advice
2	2 Vote	Best Way to Play Cinderella's Evil Stepmother, HELL and Yes
5	5 Vote	You Can Multitask? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
2	2 Vote	Creepy "It" Clown Freaks Out in Front Yard – Plus, Does Security Vid Contradict Cops Story?
4	4 Vote	Racism in 2013?? Just Get Over It, He's a Hero
162	162 Vote	Make Your Own Butthole
255	255 Vote	Sir, You Are the Worst
104	104 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Edge
5	5 Vote	50 Ducks Invaded a CVS in New Jersey – 8 Staffers injured
8	8 Vote	2 Dead, 44 Missing After an Hour's Worth of Whiskey
7	7 Vote	Emperor Penguin That Lost Its Way Is Released by FBI
3	3 Vote	Porn Coalition Calls for "Total Review" of NSA Spy practices

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