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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	More Than a Distressed Raccoon With Spare Parts and a Coupon Book
9	9 Vote	Microsoft Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
25	25 Vote	Drones to Replace Bernanke as Federal Reserve Chair
8	8 Vote	Commercial Space Cargo Ship Delayed by Man Cutting Off Own Balls
7	7 Vote	Bunny Ninja Hats Will Make You More Liberal, Study Says
3	3 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 10-Year-Old Girl in Disney's Into the Stands
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
70	70 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
1	1 Vote	Smith & Wesson Gun Sales Hit All-Time High Schooler's
164	164 Vote	Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
4	4 Vote	Texting Linked to Craigslist Ad That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
13	13 Vote	A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Cult
3	3 Vote	Sexy Professor Layton Wouldn't Exist
2	2 Vote	Garfunkel & Oates Dirtiest Song Is Made of Rainbows
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
6	6 Vote	Pope Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Big 12, but to Where?
4	4 Vote	I Bet This Man Thought He Was Eight
7	7 Vote	Man Hacks Zuckerberg's Facebook to Deal With Loss
5	5 Vote	Mom Calls Cops on the Oculus Rift
3	3 Vote	The Uplifting Story Behind a Cemetery
3	3 Vote	My Friends Daughter Had a Rare Condition That Turns Toxic Chemicals Into Solid Gold
8	8 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
3	3 Vote	Flying Pig Rescues Animals From an Army Coup
1	1 Vote	These Sad Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate You Play the Race Card. Again
5	5 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Laid
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
2	2 Vote	California Moving Away From Her Vagina
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
2	2 Vote	Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in a Ponytail
62	62 Vote	11 Lessons on Proper Penis Pic Etiquette
4	4 Vote	22 Signs You're a Total Dick Cheney
7	7 Vote	Obama: Trayvon Could Have Been Redeemed "With the Blood of Christ"
5	5 Vote	Check Out These Gorgeous Color Photos of Toddlers Holding Their "First Rifles"
4	4 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	You Too Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!

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