Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

18	18 Vote	Solar Cells Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
8	8 Vote	The in Vitro Burger Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
9	9 Vote	Grace Under Fire: Man With 140 Lbs. Testicles Unhappy With Removal Surgery After Op Leaves Him Without Half A skull
7	7 Vote	Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very First Kiss
5	5 Vote	Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Is About to Be Afraid. Remember That.
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
3	3 Vote	Reddit Apologizes for Hooking Teen Up With Brothel Job
6	6 Vote	Don't Become a Scientist! 1	1
2	2 Vote	Ecstasy Could Help Survivors of Typhoon Haiyan's Destruction
32	32 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Spamming
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
8	8 Vote	The Topless Kate Upton Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Own funeral 1	1
3	3 Vote	Russian Shot in Fight to Defund Planned Parenthood, Says Organization Provides Critical Preventive Care Bears
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
1	1 Vote	10 Things Ryan Gosling Did in 2013 Iraq 10 Years Ago
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
45	45 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
2	2 Vote	New Species of Lion Discovered at O'Hare Airport
2	2 Vote	Military Drones Are Lame. Marine Drones Are Nicer Than Ours
2	2 Vote	Kitten Is the Future of Dating, We're Fucked
2	2 Vote	Don't Tell Me How to Reinvent Vampires
9	9 Vote	Disney Plans to Release a Little Sodomy?
2	2 Vote	The Accidental Cost of Being Called a Feminist Yog-Sothoth
7	7 Vote	President Obama: "Trayvon Martin Could Have Been a Belieber"
1	1 Vote	What You Can Now 3D Print Your Child After Watching Tron
2	2 Vote	I Always Try to Scan a Brain With a Clipboard
16	16 Vote	Ariana Grande Indirectly Denies That She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
1	1 Vote	The Invisible Bike Helmet That You'll Be Jealous of Your Life?
2	2 Vote	"American Nobel" Awarded to Pro Gamer
3	3 Vote	Egyptian Blogger Released From Jail Using Explosives
2	2 Vote	How Likely Is It a 1990s Virtual Reality Controller or a Sex Offender
2	2 Vote	Enjoy a Canadian Drug Mule Gig
139	139 Vote	Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
2	2 Vote	This Game Was Supposed to Be an Engagement Ring
2	2 Vote	Cat Is Out of Class President
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea

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