Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
38	38 Vote	An Easy Trick to Convince People That You're Magneto
29	29 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Chinese Leaders Worried
73	73 Vote	Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
74	74 Vote	Man Tries to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Accidentally Winning Marathon
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
28	28 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be Fucked
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
83	83 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
50	50 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
137	137 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
108	108 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Deaths
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
205	205 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
65	65 Vote	Thor: The Dark Misunderstanding