Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass
60	60 Vote	One Heartbreaking Detail You Probably Didn't Know About Pistachios
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
253	253 Vote	Things Are Going to Suck 1	1
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
33	33 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You More Vulnerable to Cyber-Attack
82	82 Vote	The Right Time to Bleed
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
31	31 Vote	America Has a Serious Case of Horse Face
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
128	128 Vote	Scientists Just Figured Out How to Ruin Your Relationship
29	29 Vote	So You've Discovered That You're Underwater
37	37 Vote	John Kerry Says He Has Grown Another Face
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
34	34 Vote	8 Bad Work Habits That Turn People Into Sick, Hairless Mutants
39	39 Vote	Krispy Kreme Sold a Shit-Ton of PS4s
32	32 Vote	This Girl Spent $30,000 to Look Like Giant Penises
50	50 Vote	Just 59 Percent of Priests Are Pedophiles
103	103 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma
264	264 Vote	Disney Wants You to F@#k Off 1	1
353	353 Vote	Even Luigi Is a Problem
236	236 Vote	These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
82	82 Vote	21 Flat-Screen TVs, 18 Holes, One Pair of Pants
62	62 Vote	The "Super Mario" Game That Cops Say Is Terrifying
27	27 Vote	Holy Sh*t: 6 1 High School Teacher Fired for Pooping Near Snowcones
65	65 Vote	7 Movies That Will Eat Up Your Genitals
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
179	179 Vote	A Burger That Will Make You Cry
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
225	225 Vote	Thanks and Have Fun While You Poop