Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	11 Delicious Snacks Even the NSA Can Continue Its Streak as One Does an Elephant Birthday Party, OK?
230	230 Vote	I'm Looking for a Pair of Tits 2	2
144	144 Vote	Santa Claus Is Coming Over Here and Taking Our Dang Jobs!
43	43 Vote	Don't Look at Hippies 1	1
127	127 Vote	13 Different Ways to Look Like a Salami
182	182 Vote	How to Bake a Potato in the Apocalypse
43	43 Vote	17 Whole Grains That Need to Stop an Asteroid... In 1915
82	82 Vote	Obama Acting Like a Tower of Condoms
90	90 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is an Asswipe
147	147 Vote	A Game of Thrones Porn App That Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
86	86 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make You Crave Beef
38	38 Vote	Proof That Donald Glover Really Is Sabretooth
76	76 Vote	The Termite Swarms Are Here and It's Not Beautiful
49	49 Vote	Illinois High School Dances Suck
111	111 Vote	Trump Is Trumped in the Neck and Lost His Ability to Dance! #Courage
86	86 Vote	Robotic Probe to Awaken Your Inner Fish
362	362 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
58	58 Vote	The UK's Tasty War on Drugs
37	37 Vote	25 Marvel Villains We Want in Star Wars: The Force Awakens
106	106 Vote	This Brave Kitten Tries to Get Baptized
96	96 Vote	Really Old Lady Is Not Dead Yet Another Study Says
183	183 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are About to Be Inside a Tornado
76	76 Vote	Strawberry White Chocolate Must Be Stopped
105	105 Vote	Forty Percent of Our Heads Explode!
47	47 Vote	Joss Whedon Says Deleted Ant-Man Script Was Just Found in a Mosque
73	73 Vote	Woman Accused of Nothing, Nike Says
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
154	154 Vote	How to Feed Your Cat Overlords
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
107	107 Vote	I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh 1	1
83	83 Vote	Facebook Is Creating a Superior Human Species
64	64 Vote	Taylor Swift's Kitten Sleeping on a Snowboard, Grabs Some Scallops, and Plummets Headlong Into Top Chef Extreme
84	84 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
38	38 Vote	17 Ageless Celebrities Who Are Tiny Mites Living in Sydney
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
47	47 Vote	15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists