Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
33	33 Vote	5 Subtle Ways to Eat 35 Tacos in One Perfect Dish
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
106	106 Vote	I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
46	46 Vote	A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
91	91 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
47	47 Vote	How to Stop Making Prequels
54	54 Vote	The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
49	49 Vote	Cookie Monster on Surface of Mars
168	168 Vote	BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism 2	2
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
162	162 Vote	Why Are People Pooping 1	1
247	247 Vote	22 Signs You're a Dog 1	1
47	47 Vote	The US Doesn't Want "All Your Bullsh**t"
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
38	38 Vote	Police: Las Vegas Shooting Itself
190	190 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Kitty
35	35 Vote	22 Tweets Only People Named Katie Will Understand
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
59	59 Vote	Dirty Mudbloods Allowed to Exist
30	30 Vote	The Sociopath's Guide to the Burrito That Got Away
70	70 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Insane Amount of Pee
36	36 Vote	Dildos, Sex Shops and Nintendo in the "Star Trek"
32	32 Vote	No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
113	113 Vote	Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1