Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

authordanielcoffman

Voted Headlines

161	161 Vote	You Can Keep Your Eyes
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
43	43 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Trip to One Man's Hotmail Account
80	80 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
112	112 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
149	149 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
125	125 Vote	Why You Should Be Recycled
39	39 Vote	A Beer in Your Fireplace
129	129 Vote	The 6 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
173	173 Vote	Pole Vaulting to a Gay Wedding Tonight
26	26 Vote	Putting the "F" Back in Time Travel
50	50 Vote	4 Reasons Insects Will Soon Place Long-Range Nuclear Missiles on Submarines
179	179 Vote	MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
26	26 Vote	Volcano Turns Entire Island Into World of Warcraft
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
168	168 Vote	Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!!
127	127 Vote	I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
148	148 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
94	94 Vote	You Might Be a B*tch
29	29 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Girl Writes to Scientists Asking Them to Quiet Down
38	38 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Troops to Uganda
45	45 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
44	44 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
236	236 Vote	Are You a Refrigerator
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
108	108 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer Group
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
139	139 Vote	38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
52	52 Vote	Tampons Have Applicators Because Your Ladyparts Are Filthy Cesspools of Despair
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable