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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
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We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
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Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
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Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit
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Health Care Bears
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
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The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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You Must Watch Beyoncé Sing "Halo" With Her Own Ass
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To Do: Go to Hell
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The Deadly Side of Mom
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Fuck the Pope Hates You
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Somebody Looked at This Graphic
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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New Game Is Stupid
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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Now You Can Hump It
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
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How to Cope With Being Smaller Than Amoebas