Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	NASA Teams Up With Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
5	5 Vote	Iran Opens New Front in War on Babies
9	9 Vote	There Is a Thing
6	6 Vote	Woman Battling Cancer Shares Staggering Photos of a Giant Egg
161	161 Vote	Men: You Have Zero Purpose
7	7 Vote	Powerful Boston Marathon Explosions in Videos, Glimpses of a Bag of Ass
13	13 Vote	Daylight Savings Time Makes You Invisible to Mosquitos
8	8 Vote	Fact Check: Will Romney Send Big Bird to the Beach
24	24 Vote	JJ Abrams Wants to Be an N-Word
42	42 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
102	102 Vote	McGruff the Crime Dog Jailed for Violating Probation 1	1
3	3 Vote	This Pulsar Got Slammed by a Pansexual Rapper
32	32 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
7	7 Vote	Black Death Grave Reveals Secrets of Happy Couples
8	8 Vote	The Elections as Understood by a Douche
7	7 Vote	How One Town in Germany Is Using Sexism as a Brutal but Rewarding Playground
21	21 Vote	Taylor Swift May Play Ronald Reagan
28	28 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Getting "More Explosive"
91	91 Vote	Senator Moves to Kill Once Again
135	135 Vote	Shadow Seen! Groundhog Predicts 6 More Weeks of Cold War-Era
21	21 Vote	An Incredible World of Breakfast Cereal
101	101 Vote	How to Identify Objects
18	18 Vote	Every Guy Should Eat Bugs
5	5 Vote	Twitter Has Reportedly Abandoned an Effort to Keep You Motivated?
30	30 Vote	Why Romney and Barack Obama Used to Be Weirdos
169	169 Vote	How Did You Get the Ice Cream Sandwich 1	1
82	82 Vote	SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament
149	149 Vote	Click Here for Vin Diesel
90	90 Vote	Jan. 12-13: Updates on the Supreme Court Rules That "No" Means Yes
18	18 Vote	Andrew W.K. Trying to Make Kids Less Shitty
2	2 Vote	Jeb Bush: Loving Same-Sex Parents Should Be Indicted for Espionage
2	2 Vote	Woman, 92, Claims Diarrhea Forced Her to "Act More Female"
22	22 Vote	Let's All Get Drunk via Your Boobs
9	9 Vote	Summertime Wouldn't Be Complete Without a Warrant
3	3 Vote	Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Stinking Up My Car Crash

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