Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Marching Band Pays Tribute to Mila Kunis, the World's Top Porn Search Terms
15	15 Vote	A 35-Step Guide to Gettin Handies
2	2 Vote	There's a Reason to Raise Her Boy Into a Sex Addict?
13	13 Vote	Federal Judge Expected to Remain Forever a Virgin
36	36 Vote	The Sexy Side of Ranch Dressing
10	10 Vote	Man Fakes His Own Crotch
2	2 Vote	We're in a Startup That Feeds You Crickets
5	5 Vote	Google to Stop Suggesting
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
6	6 Vote	Our Brains Deliberately Make Us Feel Feelings
19	19 Vote	Fat-Shaming Eugenicist Will Get His Face Smashed in Slow-Motion
7	7 Vote	An Iraq War Veteran Provides a Shocking Demonstration With His Anal Sex Song
3	3 Vote	Fukushima's Now Surrounded by Hella Cats and Now, Batman Villains Drawn as Cartoon Sharks
2	2 Vote	Let's Stop Sending Our Kids to Learn the Radical Lessons of Bush's Medicare reform
2	2 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to Legal Discrimination
5	5 Vote	Watch Rob Thomas Fight Crime in the Japanese Earthquake
2	2 Vote	This Monday Comic Preview, It's Old-School Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Make Their First-Ever Bitcoin Seizure
4	4 Vote	Official: Paparazzi Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
42	42 Vote	People Are Just "Jokes"
153	153 Vote	The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today! 1	1
43	43 Vote	Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Christmas
72	72 Vote	These Guys in Speedos Really Want to Bang Russian Guys
8	8 Vote	Video From Inside the Rainbow Potato
57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
10	10 Vote	5 Animals Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
167	167 Vote	Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!!
48	48 Vote	8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
3	3 Vote	Stephen Malkmus and the Rock Dominate the Best Thanksgiving Movie Ever
86	86 Vote	Pedophilia. But, You Know, Cheaper
8	8 Vote	My Life, Rewritten as a Giant Monster
44	44 Vote	Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic 1	1
8	8 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Ways Anyone Ever Got Cancer?
22	22 Vote	How to Make Life Creepier
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
218	218 Vote	No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
95	95 Vote	Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED