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Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
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Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
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It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
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Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
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Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
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Everybody's in Love With Pizza
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
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Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites
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I Just Watched a Girl Who Looks Like Your Genitals
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Porn King to Introduce a "Healthier" French Fry
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit