Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
56	56 Vote	Watch the Fight to My Body: A Puberty Guide for Psychopaths
143	143 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy in a Police Van
295	295 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
18	18 Vote	She Was Kicked Off His Penis
178	178 Vote	MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
7	7 Vote	Newlywed Who Shoved Husband Off Cliff Dramatically Admits Guilt at Incest Trial
4	4 Vote	19 Firefighters Killed in Massive Facebook IPO Scam
4	4 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Creator Says He and Frank Ocean Fight Homosexuality
51	51 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Work in A Kitchen
9	9 Vote	Rick Santorum Could Have Ruled the Earth With a Boner
13	13 Vote	Ty Segall Gets His Penis Bitten by a 5-Year-Old
7	7 Vote	Puns So Stupid They Made Me Realize: I Am Not a Wobbly Sausage
2	2 Vote	Police Say Goodbye Bras, Hello World!
5	5 Vote	The Most Hilarious Abuses of Bacon
7	7 Vote	I Didn't Realize I Was Participating in Black Sabbath
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
2	2 Vote	Ciara Is Sad About the Higgs Boson
9	9 Vote	Game On, Southern States. The Gays Are Coming for Bros
2	2 Vote	Neil Gaiman Riding a Flamingo Into the Mariana Trench: James Cameron's Odyssey
2	2 Vote	Last CHANCE to Fly the Legendary Waffle Taco
14	14 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl Scout
84	84 Vote	All Muslims Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised
6	6 Vote	Bra Company's "MILF" Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke
43	43 Vote	Booze, Sex and the Little Mermaid in the 1980s
2	2 Vote	Courtney Love Is on the Moon
2	2 Vote	Hey Sega Fans, Get a Nobel Prize and Leave Us Be
60	60 Vote	Man Allegedly Got His Weiner Stuck in a Bottle
2	2 Vote	7 Philosophies That Have More Fat Than a Donut
3	3 Vote	How Did You Know About Teeth
2	2 Vote	Gay and Straight Couples Get Off on eBay
2	2 Vote	Penguins Make the Tech World More Diverse
5	5 Vote	A Fed-Up Actress Says Screw You, Hollywood With an IKEA End Unit
2	2 Vote	How Much Does iTunes Like My Father
177	177 Vote	Snowden to U.S.: C'mon, Stop Treating Me Like an Asshole
163	163 Vote	NSFW: Photos of a Job Interview
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders